Yep. Honorable Conyers has the chops for PBC. According to the traditional Old School PBC Democrat Party Ethics Training Camp Checklist®, Conyers is a stone cold lock:
- Cant be bothered to read 1000-page bill affecting millions of people?
- No observable sense of fiduciary responsibilty toward constituents?
- Has frequently screwed up a cup of coffee?
Check.
You're in, Congressman. PBC needs you. When you are ready to semi-retire to PBC, you'll follow the illustrious footsteps of political genius Theresa LePore. Situation normal.
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