Only in Florida. How can you refuse to love Florida when it has so many adventurous stories like this one?
| Raccoon bites man tending to his monkeys By ADAM H. BEASLEY Miami Herald Mon, Jul. 07, 2008 | A raccoon bit a Parkland man Monday as he was tending to his monkeys in his backyard, according to the Broward Sheriff's Office. Paramedics transported the 77-year-old owner of a home at 5948 NW 72nd Way to a nearby hospital with non-life-threatening injuries. Originally, BSO deputies responded to a call of a monkey attack at that address... The raccoon apparently got in through an open door, and then escaped after biting the man... |
"Apparently" -- I guess this means that the monkeys are lawyered up and not talking to police.
At least the victim is safe, no life threatening injuries.

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